1. Today’s outfit was a success. #jeans #blue #sexy #gay #ootd

     
  2. #bringiton #myfirstDVD #gettingfartedonbyyourbrother #bigredtorallyscrewedus #thoseeastcomptongirlswantedtogrillourasses #sorrynewgirlbutnobodyhityourbuzzer #spiritstick #dontdropthestick

     
     
  3. #thisbitch #skyhigh #disney #superhero #power #courage

     
  4. Don’t disrespect my favorite holiday. Winnie ain’t having it! #halloween #comedy #hocuspocus

     
  5. #truth #fitness #weightloss #easy #diet

     
  6. #mcm #barackobama #nuffsaid (at The Most Powerful Man in the World)

     
  7. Right before I captured this, she jumped on my bed and was rolling under my pillows. #sneaky #crazy #sliding #rolling #gypsy #morning #playtime #adventure #havanese #gay #shihtsu

     
     
  8. Where are the forks? #imdone #neighbor #brawl #wheelchair #mean #hilarious

     
     
  9. "The recipe for revenge: press on and be fabulous." -Antoine Gardner #fabulous #revenge #love #selfie #gay #greatness (at The Fab Life)

     
  10. The moment you realize you have 3 hours left in your shift #stop #no #work #torture #garlicbreath #closing #doesanyonehaveagun #pleaseshootme #orbringmeamartini #eitheronewilldo